pizzaforpresident: LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME IM DYING LOLLLL!!
kunty: android18: why does this have so many notes i don’t understand
abwhoretion: “Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
vvant: let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
sorryforpartybarackin: the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore